I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
I M LIVID
Everyone go home. Puns are done.
Tracks
if you take the muffler off your car or motorcycle… just… fuck you
great way to scream out to the world “i am annoying!!! i’m really annoying and i don’t care about other people!!!!”
my dad was an auto mechanic and he once sneaked over in the dead of night and welded a fresh muffler onto the mazda of the local Sound Bully
your dad was a hero
“You didn’t think you had to cook noodles”
This is how lesbian arguments usually play out
@lemonade-tea this is us when i tried to flip eggs that one time
why not save time with all these “sports” by making them all play at the same time on the same pitch?
i call it the Fuckening and it’s the biggest event on the calendar
additional rules: at all times players must obey the rules of their respective sports, unless they hold hands with a player from another sport, in which case their sport rules switch over for as long as they hold hands
cheers, 4am me, for the worst post i’ve ever made
Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling
Oh shit this was literally me in school
Don’t forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders
Im smart and tired
I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore
This is too much adorableness <3<3<3
I’ll reblog this every time I see it, because there’s something about burly beardy bikers giving help and companionship to a small hurt kitten that makes the world a little bit better.
This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black
there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you